“Doordash driver left food in the entryway, under a sign saying specifically not to, then sent this picture 10 minutes after leaving. The food was stolen by the time I came downstairs.”

“A can of Diet Coke exploded in my car.”

“Went to go check out a Park I grew up with, To find it’s Being Demolished.”

“My push to start button pushed right into the dash. The truck is running.”

“My job search over the last 10 months.”

“Guess I don’t have to worry about getting him a birthday present, now.”

“I didn’t realize I was swallowing bits of this fork with my cheesy fries until I chewed on a big bit… hope my guts will be ok “

“Was about to go on a road trip with my friend during my few days off… the airbag warning signal came on right as we were ready to go.”

“A garbage truck backed up into my apartment like 45 mins ago. This is my bedroom window.”

“Customer drove into the pit at work yesterday.”

“Bought a used car a couple days ago and opened the center console for the first time this afternoon.”

“Had wrist surgery, ended up loosing sensitivity on a huge part of my thumb.”

“I misread my filing and was so excited to get my $3000 return, my checking is now over-drafted by $2500”